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The Baba Best of Baba Alla
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Film Overview

Directed By: Yakov Levi View Official Website	Release Date: 2008-08-23 Running Time: 1:30 Content Rating: R18 (Restricted)	DVD Region: All Regions Audio Language(s): Russian Subtitle Language(s): English
Genres: Comedy >> Camp Humor :: Horror >> Adult Themed :: Short Films >> Collections Influences: Borat // Pink Flamingos // South Park // Jackass // Troma // John Waters // Toxic Avenger // Tromeo and Juliet // Animal House // Porky's // American Pie // Mondo Cane // Blazing Saddles

Synopsis

CRAZY RARE DVD FROM THE FORMER SOVIET UNION! YAKOV LEVI PRESENTS: THE BABA BEST OF BABA ALLA
ON DVD!!!*
(90-minute short film anthology, subtitled in English, NTSC, region free)
*See more trailers at YAKOVLEVI.COM

MUST BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED! (and must be bought to be seen!)

YAKOV LEVI IS A CRAZY GENIUS! IF YOU LOVE TO BE SHOCKED, SICKENED AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME, YOU HAVE ARRIVED!

Some of the amazing wonders you will see:

Meet the world's oldest working prostitute, Baba Alla. Follow her comical adventures on the streets of Ukraine and even watch her in a role as a witch in a scary fairytale!

See Lesbian Tales of Terror! Watch sexy lesbians tortured and tormented by the sadistic ghost of Marquis de Sade! Who will save them?

Meet Penisella - She's 12" of pure womanhood! Move over girls, 'cause cock is the new pussy!

*PLUS: Only for buyers on filmbaby.com, a second DVD is added to the deal, the erotic horror comedy VANITY INSANITY. So, that's TWO discs you'll be getting!

AND A REMINDER: THERE'S LOTS OF SEXY GIRLS IN THESE FILMS! AND MORE SEXY GIRLS! AND SEXY BABUSHKAS! AND HORNY MATROSHKAS! AND EVEN MORE GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!

AND NOW...

A personal message from Yakov Levi:

Dear Fans,
Welcome to the Deluxe Special Collector’s Anniversary Director’s-Cut Limited Edition of “The Baba Best of Baba Alla”.

Please note: Not “2nd Best”. Not “Worst”. Only the Baba Best! Here’s why:

CULTURAL VALUE: Witness a proud example of the achievements of Post-Soviet culture (you'll wish the iron curtain was back up)!

EDUCATIONAL VALUE: Learn the rules of etiquette when in the presence of an 80-year-old whore! Learn how to curse in Russian!

SOCIAL VALUE: Enjoy this candid look at the daily life of regular people like yourself: Baba Alla, Penisella, Sex Crazed Ghosts, Hot Lesbians and Talking Matroshka Dolls!

In addition to the DVD and the bonus disc containing "Vanity Insanity", you also get:
1)A padded envelope with a stamp on it!
2)A square-shaped plastic case!
3)A receipt!
WOW! WITH SO MANY AMAZING EXTRAS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? BUY THIS DVD NOW!!!

Buy this disk! Buy it now! Why are you still reading this? What part of “BUY” do you not understand? Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Now! Now! Now!

Bye for now!
(did I say “Bye”? I meant “Buy!”)
P.S. The inside cover of this DVD is packed with comics and games! Hours of fun! Really! Okay, maybe not hours, but if you're a bit slow of mind, it could last.
Sincerely,
Yakov

Cast

Toothless, 80-yr old Prostitute: Baba Alla | bio
FROM A REPORT BY CNN:
Yakov Levi, Ukrainian shock-trash B-movie filmmaker has cast a real life 80 yr old working prostitute as the star of his DVD "The Baba Best of Baba Alla" available at the Yakov Levi Films website.

Baba Alla the Sexy Babushka is certainly the world's oldest (and ugliest) working prostitute and in the town of Simferopol, Crimea, she is a legend. There is not a single Simferopol male who did not have his "first experience" with her - a local coming of age ritual that is more a test of courage and endurance than of sexual awakening.

Many in the West who have viewed the film "Shameless" (which plays for free on the yakovlevi website), have demanded the iron curtain be put back up. It is a vomit inducing film not for the faint hearted. Within a mere 6 minutes, you will be traumatized for an entire week - or laughing. One thing is for sure: it is impossible not to react strongly.

Baba Alla hopes that international fame will improve her current lifestyle which involves living in an abandoned train wagon behind a fly infested slaughter house. "Passerby tell me to bathe, but I can't bathe without admission money for the public bath house. Well, I can't get money for the bath house without a client. But the clients won't come unless I bathe. And when I rarely do get money for the bath house, they won't let me in because I dirty the place up too much. It's like the beauracracy of the Soviet Regime all over again!"

You can support independent filmmaker Yakov Levi and his needy cast and crew by purchasing the DVD. He makes no claim that your money goes to a good cause, but he promises it will be spent with joy.
All roles besides Baba Alla: Anonymous people | bio
The actors here are ashamed...they needed the $50 at the time but now they regret it. Many fear their futures will be destroyed if DVD become too super famous, so I promise them to stop selling DVDs after I get rid of initial stock of two million copies.

Crew

Director: Yakov Levi | bio
Greetings Comrades,

I your humble servant Yakov Levi, the Ukrainian independent film-manufacturer. My films are my own, starring many talented people, a few criminals, some prostitutes, an assortment of narcotic addicts, and one very good actor. I create movies for you to enjoy and to laugh at; maybe you barf. If you like, you can pay and help me make bigger, better films.

Making movie in former Soviet Union is not easy, not like in West. Here, bribes must be paid to everyone - the police, the pimps, the mafia, the city hall...usually these are all the same person .

I make all films with money from working in chicken factory. Oh it is so terrible. The dead chickens bring millions of flies. You cannot imagine. I battle flies with hungry frogs, but they lost. The flies rule. Please give me money so I can apply to chicken packaging course, where I learn skills to wrap chicken meat, rather than slaughter...a much more prestigious job and more popular with the ladies!

I never went to school of film. When I bought a camera, it came with instruction manual in eight languages and I translated each one. Turns out, each language tells same lesson! What a waste of time translating!

Please buy my DVD, and tell the world about how great and talented Yakov Levi. Don't be afraid to lie or exaggerate.

I hope you like. Do Svidanya, Yakov

Bonus Features

Deleted & Extended Scenes
Theatrical Trailers

Accolades

Awards

Queen of England knighted Yakov Levi
Baba Alla nominated for Nobel Prize
American warplanes drop DVDs of Baba Alla on enemy countries
Enemy countries rebel and force American POWs to watch DVD
NATO officially bans DVD, calling it torture and a violation of human rights

Festivals

TRASHARAMA A-GO-GO
TRASH FILM FESTIVAL
GROSSMANN FILM AND WINE FESTIVAL
TROMADANCE
DARRYL’S HARD LIQUOR AND PORN FESTIVAL

Press Reviews

RETROCRUSH | show/hide snippet
It's nice to see a filmmaker take a chance with over the top comedy that is so offensive that there's just no way in hell he'll ever get any sort of mainstream coverage. There's stuff on here that makes Borat and the Jackass movies look like Disney films.
GROSSMAN: FILM & WINE FESTIVAL | show/hide snippet
He takes the unsuspected viewer to brand new levels of nausea, bad taste and over-the-top humour in scenes that have to be seen to be believed. Undoubtedly the most promising name in European trash cinematography of today...

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Genres

Horror