Bübiwulf!
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Film Overview

Directed By: Clark Kent View Official Website	Release Date: 2010-07-08 Running Time: 1:40 Content Rating: PG (Parental Guidance)	DVD Region: 1 - U.S., Canada, U.S. Territories Media Format: DVD-R Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Subtitle Language(s): English
Genres: Comedy >> International Influences: Elvis Movies, Monty Python, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes // Bubba Ho Tep

Synopsis

Professor Hendrick Shooting Horse [Pontifex vonHummer], a singer-songwritering authority on feminism reports for duty as head of Womens Studies at the prestigious and redundant Vassvard Womens Feminist College for Girls, in the all-girls campus town of Moundsville.

But Shooting Horse carries a dark secret: he bears the curse of Boobiwolf. When the moon is full, he becomes a werewolf stalking the night for female bosoms to squeeze.

Panic grips the town until word spreads that victims of the Boobiwolf experience a colorful, monstrously intense orgasm from the squeezing. Then Watch the Wacky Fun Begin™ as the stalker becomes stalked by lusty, boob-tube clad co-eds!

It's up to Moundsville police criminologist Baretta Columbo [Helvetica Bold] to solve this mystery. But when she falls in love with Professor Shooting Horse and discovers the truth, Baretta must find some way to end the curse... or choose between love and duty in a surprise twist ending that will leave audiences in several states clapping their hands and mumbling, "What th---?"

Shot entirely in a fake foreign language with English subtitles and songs in English, you've NEVER seen a film like this one, as Portland cable access cult hero vonHummer steps up to his first feature film with substantial dry satire and belly laughs directly connected to the brain.

Cast

Professor Shooting Horse: Pontifex vonHummer | bio
Singersongwriter vonHummer made a name for himself in his underground cable access cult classic series, "The vonHummer Hour." But really, can TV actors make it big on film?
Baretta Columbo: Helvetica Bold | bio
Also a co-star of "The vonHummer Hour," Helvetica has a Myrna Loy kind of star power.
Deputy Ratzburg: Nena Botto | bio
Nena has done tons of stuff. She's the producer of the web series "Blue Fiddles." Here's her imdb:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2827350/
Odd, it doesn't list "Bübiwulf!"....

Crew

Director: Clark Kent | bio
Clark Kent is the kind of director who wonders if the information given in a film bio would make you watch his film differently. What if he admitted here to secretly being the famous director of several Hollywood blockbusters, to try and experience the feel of being a guerilla filmmaker starting from nothing, making a film for a mere 7 thou? What if the truth is that he's severely autistic? How then would you watch the film? What if you knew nothing about him and watched his film? Good. Go on and watch it then.
Screenplay: Clark Kent | bio
What, him again?
Picture Editor: Clark Kent | bio
What, he edited this thing, too?
Casting: Clark Kent | bio
Hands on, isn't he?
Makeup Artist: Clark Kent | bio
He did the costumes, eh?
Line Producer: Clark Kent | bio
Geez, what a loner!
Camera Operator: Jon Fessler | bio
Jon has done very fine work by now, but this wasn't an auspicious start. Oddly, he insisted on being called "Assistant Director," but really he was more like a cinematographer. Fresh out of film school, he answered an ad on Craigslist. Late to show up, early to leave, usually hungover, Jon will be in good company someday at the very top of the film industry.
Art Director: Ann Hammer | bio
She figured how to put fur on the lobsters. She also designed the film logo. And did a million other little and big things to get this film off the ground. Most of all she sacrificed the early hockey season to do this film.

Accolades

Press Reviews

October 17, 2007 Willamette Week Portland Oregon | show/hide snippet
"A women's studies professor by day, Hendrick Shooting Horse transforms in the moonlight into a werewolf who likes to fondle breasts. That's about as much plot as you're going to get from this juvenile, sophomoric and often extremely funny low-budget movie from the producers of the local cable-access show The vonHummer Hour. Filmed in Portland's Alberta Arts District, Bübiwulf! pokes broad (ahem) fun at academic sensitivities. "Perhaps, in time, this campus will come to see your penis as your greatest victimization," goes a standard line, "and the student body will rush forward to embrace your penis!" I can't exactly recommend any of this silliness, but I can't say I'd mind watching more of it. AARON MESH. Hollywood Theatre. 7 pm Tuesday, Oct. 23."